When the police ask, and they will, just say I was with you all day. It’s not that I’d mind prison. They have cable TV and someone else does the cooking. But I don’t think they’d let me bring the dogs and my grand kids (probably) wouldn’t want to visit for a week each summer if I lived in Cell Block C. Oh. The reason I could end up in prison without you giving me an alibi is that I married a city boy.
Why is a city boy different? Who do you consider a regular boy/man? -Bruce
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There are city boys and country boys. They’re all “regular” but they have different ideas about what’s normal. Chopping off a duck’s head, it turns out, was not normal for my husband. My sons, however, have been butchering animals since before they had 2 numbers in their ages.
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For all that it matters, I failed science my junior year of high school cause I would not cut open a frog.
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I loved biology, especially in college! We got to dissect a fetal pig. I think some people are just naturally able to do certain things and some aren’t. And that’s a good thing. I’d hate it if everyone were exactly the same!
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Awww, well his heart’s in the right place (I mean, it’s great that he wanted to save you guys some trips down the line). But, hehe, 5 dozen fish. I mean. Wow.
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The number is shrinking. The ducks have had two dozen and one tiny one died in the tank. I suspect foul play on the part of one of the big fish. I pulled it in for questioning but it lawyered up.
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Darned fish, too smart for its own good!
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